Tuesday, January 23, 2007

Code of Conduct

This applies for anyone attached when they catch up with their opposite gender friends:

1) He/She walks backwards away from you/your partner in deference the entire time, and never turns his/her back on you/your partner at all;
2) He/She never looks you in the eye (as is the case with QE2);
3) He/She chants in praise of you/your partner every 4 minutes, for a period of 1 minute on each occaision; and
4) He/She wears a t-shirt with your/your partner's face screen printed on it in close-up.

What the ... this is just crazy... !!!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Thanks for writing this.